Thursday, November 25, 2010

ThanksKilling (2009)

This isn't a Happy Thanksgiving post. We don't take breaks on holidays here at Netflix Stream. We (OK me) wake up early and instead of watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade or peeling potatoes we watch movies. I couldn't think of a better movie to watch on this wonderful holiday than... ThanksKilling !!! (click here to add to your queue).

Yes, you read that right. This is a movie about a killer turkey. And yes, it is gloriously awful. I don't really need to write anymore of a review. It's a movie about a killer turkey. If you're the kind of person that appeals to, watch it. If not, go grab seconds and eat some turkey instead of worrying about some turkey eating you.

The Standard 5:

Why is it in your queue? It's a movie about a killer turkey, why wouldn't it be?

Is it artsy? God no.

Best thing about the movie? Gobble, Gobble Mother Fucker!

What mood should I be in to watch this movie? Absurd.

What rating did you give it on Netflix? 2 Stars. 


2 comments:

  1. I need to see this right now! Have you seen Santa's Slay or Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter? Quality shlock right there.

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  2. Santa's Slay I have seen and yes I got a kick out of it. Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter is in my queue, I'll probably get to that around Christmas time.

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