I love zombies. Zombies make me melt like brain cells in an episode of Nip/Tuck. They are my guilty pleasure. How else could you explain something with a name like Dance of the Dead ending up in my queue? The premise is awful, the story is horrid, the acting is so-so yet I didn't turn it off. Why didn't I just give up and go to sleep? Well, because a zombie had an orgasm in this movie. That kept me wondering what else might happen. Not much else interesting happened but I made it through. Besides zombie orgasms the other redeeming factor of this film was Freddy Kruger (Robert Englund) playing a character that was semi-interesting for most of the movie and really good towards the end. Oh, that and Billy Corgan doing the soundtrack. This is B-movie horror at it's fair to middling best. If you're a zombie aficionado and enjoy the occasional awful movie you'll have a decent time watching this, if not, stay away.
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The Standard 5:
Why is it in your queue? I love zombies.
Is it artsy? This movie is the complete opposite of whatever artsy is.
Best thing about the movie? Freddy Kruger being creepy.
What mood should I be in to watch this movie? Drunk and only sort of paying attention to what you're watching.
What rating did you give it on Netflix? 2 stars.
